Because nothing’s sexier than incest. Former Kardashian inkubator Blac Chyna, 30, has moved on from depressed sock baron and babydaddy/fiance Rob Kardashian and is currently dating a 19-year-old rapper named YBN Almighty Jay. The age difference is whatever, but People reports that YBN recently threw up an Instagram post wherein he referred to himself as Blac’s “oldest son.” Hee hee? Cut to Blac’s oldest, 5-year-old King Cairo, side-eyeing the Almighty and asking “do I know you?” in a pointed tone.
YBN showed off a pic of him and Blac holding a little dog, with Blac kissing YBN’s forehead.
The 19-year-old “Chopsticks” rapper shared an Instagram of himself with Chyna, 30, on Friday captioned, “Blac Chyna Got Her Oldest Son A New Puppy Before School Stars Back”
And they kinda look like a mom and son in the pic (up top). Spelling error aside, NO THANK YOU. You don’t have to find someone your own age, Blac, but you probably shouldn’t invest in a confused young man who wants to get in the vagina he’s pretending he came out of.
Chyna and Jay first got together in February, and he publicly broke up with her on Instagram back in June.
Chyna and YBN Almighty Jay, whose real name is Jay Bradley, first became an item in February after they were spotted together on a bowling date in Los Angeles but briefly split in June. “@blacchyna and I are no longer together,” Jay wrote on his Instagram story confirming the news.
This must be the mother and child reunion. *scream*
In Blac’s defense, hanging out with a younger dude with a mommy fetish is probably preferable to hanging out with the mother who referred to you as an “a statutory rape baby“. She’d probably rather hang out with the Zodiac Killer than Tokyo Toni.