Open Post: Hosted By The Dog That’s Not Actually A Dog, But A Bear

August 4, 2018 / Posted by:

This open post could also have been hosted by “HOLY SHIT, IT’S A BEAR,” because, holy shit, that’s a bear. Mashable has brought us this YouTube video depicting a rather scary incident that will surely have some people wondering just how desperately Winnie the Pooh’s relatives want humans to see Christopher Robin this weekend. The Woodland Park, Colorado videographer went to shoo what they thought was a dog away from their house. In Obi-Wan Kenobi’s voice: That’s no dog…“. According to the clip’s description on YouTube:

“Turned out it was a female black bear mother who was very agitated that I was between her and her cubs. She briefly charged at me, sending me flying back into my house.”

Luckily, no one was hurt. But would you ever leave your house again? No, me neither. We’ve all seen Grizzly Man, right? Bears are cute and furry, but they’re not cuddly, and they have no compunctions about eating your head if they’re feeling puckish. If I were that person on the other side of the door, I’d hope that in addition to Animal Control, this person called the cops. And the National Guard. And the Air Force…

Pic: YouTube

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