Paris Hilton And Her Fiancé Talked More Shit About Lindsay Lohan

August 3, 2018 / Posted by:

Because Parasite Hilton got a lot of attention (read: posts from TMZ and this damn site) for spitting out Lindsay Lohan’s name again and again, she’s back at it.  While walking through LAX (which is one of Paris Hilton’s few professional skills. alongside speaking in fake falsetto and achieving success with only four combined brain cells) TMZ asked her and fiancé Chris Zylka more about what they thought about Lindsay’s reality show. First they laughed off the question about watching the show, saying they were “too busy…we’re working!” Yeah, Chris you better work hard if you want to pay back your Sugar Mama for that ring she bought herself. Once pressed for any advice which they could give Lindsay before her big show, Chris gave this actually-useful piece of wisdom: “Stop.”

This is legitimate advice Lindsay Lohan should consider taking to heart. I would love if she stopped making this mess because nobody needs it. I would also love if she stopped hanging out with Tiffany Trump because it’s sad seeing the two of them together and thinking: “Which one has less social relevance or impact?” It’s a toss up.

As for why Paris Hilton still hates the fuck out of Lindsay, she said: “If somebody messes with my family, I don’t forgive.” You may not recall because it was 5 years ago, but legend has it that Lindsay Lohan is the one who arranged a beatdown of Paris’ younger brother Barron Hilton one night at a club. So that’s the secret; Paris hates Lindsay because Lindsay used to be the Don Corleone of the LA club scene. How the mighty have fallen. Lindsay probably couldn’t arrange the beatdown of a Middle Schooler now.

I see you Paris, trying to get some free promo for your irrelevant skincare creams by swatting at Lindsay, but if you think resurrecting your feud with this ginger is going to help you get it, girl you are mistaken! If you want to get real promo you need to get back to the old, old, old habits, boo. You and Chris gotta film your next big hit: “A Second Night In Paris!”

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