Kelsey Grammer’s Wife Wanted Him To Get A Crotch Tattoo So Everyone Knows His Dick Belongs To Her 

August 3, 2018 / Posted by:

Kelsey Grammer appeared on Conan (via SOW) this week and he talked to Conan O’Brien about his tattoo. You may have forgotten because it’s really not something anyone would want to remember, but Kelsey got a tattoo above his old-man junk back in 2012. Kelsey went ahead and got a tattoo on his “pubis”. Nothing says sexy like a 63-year-old with a tattoo on his crotch. The tattoo was the name of his wife of seven years Kayte Walsh. Kelsey told Conan that the tattoo was not just a super romantic show of affection for his fourth wife, it was also a preventative measure.

Kelsey told Conan:

“I think it was more, sort of, an ownership thing. My wife said, ‘Why don’t you get a tattoo?’… I guess, maybe, it was based on the idea if ever, I thought maybe a peccadillo outside the marriage, was a good idea. Whoever it might be, would read that this particular piece of equipment was already signed for, and owned, by someone named Kayte.”

If only Camille Grammer thought of that! Because a tattoo definitely keeps a dick from wandering.

Ah, romance. There’s no feeling like that feeling in a marriage when you say to your philandering husband: “Would you tattoo my name over your dick so if you fuck a random she’ll know you’re cheating?” I think most people have that convo year two? Props to Kayte, when you’re wife number four you really have to take some steps to keep that bag secure.

Here’s hoping these two actually stay together, I would hate for Kelsey to indulge in a “peccadillo” and have to go through covering up such a romantic gesture. And what could he even change it to? Perhaps he can cover it with a picture? Maybe an elegant lotus flower? Or since you’re trying to reboot Frasierperhaps a nice city skyline?

Pic: YouTube.

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