Afternoon Crumbs
Celine Dion has gone from the GREATEST SINGUH IN DA WORLD to the GREATEST INSTUHGRAM MODEL IN DA WORLD by letting loose on Instagram. Celine has been bringing her posing skills, like she is in that picture most of us can relate to. Replace that limo with a Honda Fit, that $15,000 ensemble with ASOS sweat shorts and a faded Animaniacs t-shirt, and that private jet with an apartment building carport, and that is pretty much me after doing a handful of weed gummies – Lainey Gossip
Princess Madeleine may or may not be a member of a real-life Ocean’s 8 – Celebitchy
That Dollar Tree Paris Hilton from Real Housewives of Dallas looks like she just got queefed on by Blanche Devereaux’s boudoir and that is the greatest fashion compliment you can give anyone – Reality Tea
You haven’t seen the raw definition of elegance until you’ve seen Phoebe Price flashing her butt-lifting Spanx panties – Drunken Stepfather
I am all for Gus Kenworthy wearing a puppy as a shirt – Towleroad
And a thousand “More Like Lezzie Borden” headlines were born after the first trailer for the lesbian ax murderer story Lizzie, starring Chloe Sevigny and Kristen Stewart, dropped – SOW
Hilary Duff is giving me “90s teen mom walking to class” in that outfit and accessories – Popoholic
Rick Genest, the Zombie Boy model, died of suicide in Montreal – Just Jared
Pic: Instagram