I’d like to personally thank Kim Kardashian for actually doing something right by making it my job to look at shirtless pictures of Tyson Beckford two days in a row. Or maybe I should thank him since he’s the one who technically started the feud? I honestly don’t give a fuck, show me more muscle nipples!
A couple of days ago, Tyson slapped at Kim’s wonky body on Instagram saying her doctor botched her good and how she slapped back at him saying he was gay so she didn’t care; which we all know was coming from a place of anger because Kim needs the gays. …And maybe a visit to Dr. Dubrow for her right leg. Well today is round two, my friends.
TMZ reports that Tyson has addressed Kim’s klaim on Instagram posting this to his page:
There you have it, he said it himself: “I’m not Gay.” he’s just a supporter. And you know Tyson really does support the gays because man wrote LGBTQ. This man put the Q! Only true allies even know about the Q.
Thank you for that, Tyson. You really are a superhero for us gays. Defending us with those rippling muscles, and your amazing Martial Arts, and your… Firearms arsenal, and your… weights… that you lift… and stuff. On behalf of the gays I thank you for the contribution, good sir. The 5-6 days a week Tyson is on duty no gays suffer homophobia or bigotry, didn’t you know? Tyson Beckford has done more for the gays than Obama!!!!!!!!1!.
My favorite part of this picture is reflection in the window of the white girl who’s taking Tyson’s picture.
Thank you, white girl with a ponytail. You’re a gay rights icon too!