Night Crumbs
Justin Timberlake is producing a new game show for Fox where a contestant can win up to $20 million per episode. The game involves sober contestants getting strapped to a chair in an empty room where Can’t Stop The Feeling blasts from a speaker on a loop, and if they’re able to make it for one hour without their head spontaneously combusting, they win! No, that would be much, much, much too cruel, even for a network founded by Rupert Murdoch – Lainey Gossip
Danielle Staub’s husband just discovered something all of us who watched Real Housewives of New Jersey figured out years ago: that she’s a narcissist – Reality Tea
Who the hell hangs up on Christina Applegate? Fucking Amy Adams, apparently! – Celebitchy
I feel like I’ve written this ten thousand times before and I know I’ll write it ten thousand times more: Vanessa Hudgens is at the beach – Drunken Stepfather
James Gunn is probably not getting his Guardians of the Galaxy job back – Pajiba
Those closeted GOP politicians have truly evolved over the years. Going from tap dancing for dick in a public bathroom to jacking off to dick pics they got after using their ex-girlfriend’s nudes to catfish dudes – Towleroad
FYI: Emily RideAJetski models for shit other than Instagram – Popoholic
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are making a McDonald’s Monopoly scheme movie – Just Jared
A special place in Hell’s got Travis Scott’s name on it for erasing Amanda Lepore from his album cover – OMG Blog
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