Miranda Lambert‘s new piece’s ex piece is sort-of calling her out on Instagram, according to UsWeekly. Miranda’s new boyfriend, Evan Felker has himself caught between a rock and a hard place with his new country-star girlfriend and current wife/future divorcée, Staci Felker.
You’ll remember that Miranda left her last boyfriendAnderson East and started getting with her Evan back in April. Evan was still very much married to Staci when they reportedly started hooking up and still is, but Miranda’s snatch is just so good it made him forget all about his wife to the point that he basically ghosted her. I mean, homegirl Staci even pretended to catch Malaria to get Evan’s attention but he was like: “Cya girl”. Well, apparently they’re back on speaking terms.
Staci posted the following story to her Instagram account:
Staci is alleging that the Unknown Caller who won’t stop hitting her up is quite known to her. She believes it’s a cheating ho-bag named Miranda who is drunk off whiskey and yelling into the receiver. I can see Miranda slurring into Staci’s voicemail now:“Pick up Staci, you fucking bitch! I stole your husband! *hiccup* Fight me in Nashville!”
In a follow-up post Staci clarified her suspicions of Miranda writing: “The Idaho number is my husband. The other … is the person who is tired of him calling home.” Of course, “a source” denies that Miranda is a crazy girlfriend, stalking her new man’s current wife.
In Miranda’s homewrecking defense: being a country star means you sing about heartbreak and drunken choices on a regular basis. So calling Staci non-stop while loaded off of Jack Daniel’s is really just song-writing research. She can even write off the Jack Daniel’s on her taxes for work expenses. Keep it up Miranda, can’t wait for your next album: “Wrecking That Home And Calling Her Twice”.