Khloe Kardashian Really Really REALLY Wanted A Baby Boy
People reports that prior to finding out she was pregnant with a girl, Khloe Kardashian really wanted a son. Oh Khloe, I know that you want a man who will never leave you, but children grow up so…
Khloe took to Twitter to write about how when she was pregnant with her man Tristan Thompson, she wanted that fetus growing tucked inside her waist-trainer to be a boy, and apparently it was because of her nephew Mason, sister Kourtney Kardashian‘s oldest:
I wanted a boy so badly Because Mason and I are so close. I love our bond. I felt confident in having a boy but God blessed me with my precious True and now I wouldn’t know what to do with a boy. True has made me sweeter and more gentle. God gives you what you need. My BFF 4Life
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) July 28, 2018
Khloe have you ever known how to deal with boys? As you know (you probably don’t, nor should you) Khloe was shocked to find out she was pregnant with a boy, learning of the news on an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians when sister Kylie Jenner told her. Khloe took a few moments to process the news:
“When you have your mind made up as to what you’re having… everyone told me you’re going to feel what you’re having and you’ll just kind of know…. And then when you find out it’s the complete opposite, it’s just a shock…. I just was convinced that I was having a boy, so to be having a girl it’s just like, ‘Okay that wasn’t what I thought was going on’.”
I love listening to this wreck describe a basic situation with zero-relevance to life and acting like she’s really waxing poetic. If you think you’re having a boy and then you don’t, did you ever even have a boy in the first place? Deep thoughts going on here. Fucking Allegory of the Cave, Kardashian-style.
Of course, eventually Khloe got over it and was super excited to have her baby girl who she could corrupt with capitalist values and unachievable aesthetic goals:
I am now so excited my daughter will have forever best friends with Chicago and Stormi!! God is great!!! Thank you Lord for our princess ? ???
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 5, 2018
God gives us what we need! His timing is never wrong! ?? my hormones were IN RARE FORM for that news
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 5, 2018
Khloe also tweeted with some fans this weekend about motherhood and how it’s changed her.
The worst part is the mom guilt. It’s a real thing. You feel guilty at all times if you have to leave her side. Or really for anything. The best part is everything about her! The unconditional love and the fact that I get to raise a beautiful, strong and intelligent young lady https://t.co/S1H7dJHpY2
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) July 28, 2018
I’m so blessed that for keeping up I can take her with me (if it Doesn’t affect her schedule) but for design meetings or photo shoots or when I start shooting revenge body again it’s not really a place for her to be. But that’s OK because I get so excited when I see her!!!
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) July 28, 2018
I’m sure it’s so hard for Khloe to be updating her Instagram feed while the nanny is caring for True in another room of her mansion. Working moms, how do they do it? She also replied to a fan asking about when she will next be expanding her brood:
Not right now lol True is only 3 months old so give me some time lol https://t.co/TthrxOQdHr
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) July 28, 2018
See: this is why Khloe is the least-favorite child. She has zero business-savvy. You don’t want to have more children right away? Each one represents new cash flow sources, didn’t Kris Jenner teach you anything? And the fuck are you going to do with a boy? That is not on-brand for the Kardashians! Maybe if he was a high-femme gay with superb makeup skills, high-cut cheek bones and ass-implants, but you can’t bank on birthing a homosexual! Khloe done lost her damn mind.
Pic: Wenn.com.