Open Post: Hosted By Kate Beckinsale’s Birthday Baby Goat Yoga

July 29, 2018 / Posted by:

This is a real thing! It’s yoga with baby goats! Kate Beckinsale celebrated her 45th birthday by doing the downward dog with a baby goat on her back. If that sounds like some truly scandalous sex move, you’re wrong. And perverted! The newest in gimmicky yoga is baby goat yoga. You do all the moves while baby goats run around and sometimes climb on top of you! (This was her birthday present? Ok…)

Kate captioned her post with:

Best birthday ever . We all prayed that the goat’s blessings would happen on Michael’s mat and they did. Thank you #laughingfrogyoga and #hellocrittercare for such a fun day and also to Billy and Burlap, for knowing instinctively where to friendly fire

I’m hoping Billy and Burlap are baby goats and not humans, because that means that “downward dog with a baby goat on your back” might indeed have more than one meeting.

Hot yoga leaves you slipping around in your own sweat puddles. And naked yoga is just a reason to want glaucoma. But baby goat yoga… what if they bite? It’s bad enough trying to hold some of those poses (look, I’m not that limber) but if tiny teeth try to nip at me, I’m going to slip out of it and break something. Yoga shouldn’t be dangerous.

Pic: Instagram

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