Hilaria Baldwin Posted A Post-Baby Lingerie Selfie To “Inspire” Other Moms
How kind of her. People reports that Alec Baldwin‘s wife and unecessary public yoga poses activist Hilaria Baldwin wanted to help the rest of the moms out there who want to look way tight and all right after excreting a human being. Her idea? A lingerie selfie to “inspire feeding and exercising your body right!” Where you see a “selfie,” Hilarious sees a “selfless.” Or something. Girl, stop.
Hilarious, who’s known for striking fear into the hearts of others by striking yoga contortion poses wherever and whenever, gave birth to her and Alec’s fourth child, Romeo Alejandro David, back in May. And new moms – please note. Just because you went through 10,000 hours of trying to squeeze a baby out of a normally tiny hole in your body, and then had to deal with feeling like a snow plow drove through your vagina, and then having to be terrorized by the lactation nurse who screamed at you if you even mentioned “formula,” and then having to go home and referee between your mom and your mother-in-law micro-agressing each other over how to care for a newborn, and then loathing your husband for not having negotiated for paternity leave, well, you should also be trying to wrangle your pregnancy-expanded ass into a Vicky’s Secret thong. At least Hilarious Baldwin thinks so. She posted the picture (above) with the caption:
10 weeks, one day…it’s been a while since I posted an update photo like this. I do it to inspire feeding and exercising your body right. If it resonates with you, wonderful! If not, think of it as a bikini and scroll past #wegotthis2018
I’ll type it for you – #ThisBitch.
Hilarious has been taking her Instagram followers on a post-baby journey. She posted side-by-side pics of her pregnant with Romeo in a lacy boudoir number and then of her in the same elegant sheerness two weeks post-baby.
To the moms out there who contemplate feeling guilty for even a moment because they feel that they’re not ready for an ass-out thong panties ‘n bra shot for social media, stop right there. This one is married to a millionaire actor and probably has nannies and personal trainers and was already a yoga nazi before she decided to “inspire” you. Some of you have to figure out how to get accustomed to life with your new responsibility machine while balancing a million other things without the kind of help this broad probably has. You hang in there and, if you have to, eat a whole pie whenever you can get that creature in the crib to sleep. You do you, mama. The only thing Hilarious is going to “inspire” with this self-congratulatory mess is hatred.
Pic: Instagram