Daddy Spears Is Trying To Give KFed More Child Support Money

July 28, 2018 / Posted by:

The child support drama/dramamine between Kevin Federline and Britney Spears could soon be coming to an end if Daddy Spears has his way. KFed’s been hitting the court stroll trying to get more cash for the two sons he sired with Brit Brit, but while Brit Brit is having none of it, Daddy Spears has apparently been angling a side deal with KFed to make him go away. Please, Daddy Spears, make him go away!

Daddy Spears is trying to make it rain over Kfed to the tune of an extra $10,000 month in child support for his grandkids SPF and JJ, but like the prettiest stripper in the club, KFed is laughing off that paltry sum and wants more dough for his money moves. If Kfed took the increase, it would bring him to $30,000 per month in child support for the two kids. According to The Blast, Brit Brit already pays for fancy private school and all of the kids’ extra curricular activities, so she says that $20,000 is more than enough to cover whatever it is that KFed justifies needing all that cash for (hopefully truck loads of greasy cheeseburgers- I miss chunky KFed).

Brit is loaded beyond loaded and can afford to throw away $10,000 a month like mere mortals throw away losing lotto scratch tickets, but she made it Crystal Conners clear that she would rather drink lukewarm frap out of her Paparazzo ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib‘s hairy belly belly button than give the former back-up dancer from Fresno another cent of her cold hard lip synching cash.

The problem is, KFed also has approximately 25 other kids to support (okay, 4 other kids) and his current polished up CV consists of “DJing, wrestling John Cena, and trying to lose weight without dying on reality TV“. His wife Victoria Prince is a former volleyball player whose name is not Gabrielle Reese, so there’s no money coming in there.

Let’s hope these men can strike a deal so KFed can go back to his real full-time job of bringing us the next installation of this classic, in the form of PopoZao II: Electric Boogaloo. I’d even kick in $.27 cents to hear it!


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