Night Crumbs
Brad Pitt’s team wants you to know that he’s got the child army this week and there’s lots of “laughter” in the house. That laughter definitely isn’t coming from the nannies who are probably missing the days when they could deal with all those kids by smoking the good shit in the bathroom and blame the smell on Brad – Celebitchy
Peter Dinklage has a new movie coming out called I Think We’re Alone Now, and the only thing the trailer does for me is make me want to re-watch that crazy documentary about Tiffany’s deranged stalkers – Lainey Gossip
It’s a sad day when The Slut Dress tries to reinvent itself for a triumphant return and only ends up on the body of some Vanderpump Rules person – Reality Tea
Okay, but I’m sure the TV in Melania Trump’s cell only has one channel and that channel shows nothing but a hypnotism swirl on a loop – Towleroad
No. – Pajiba
Whatever ocean Katie Price dipped her naked goddess body into has now been blessed, and it’s now the place where all churches will get their holy water from – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
What in hipster Amish 80s HELL is Amber Heard wearing? – Popoholic
Don’t let anybody ever tell you that the drunk hour of Today isn’t serious journalism – SOW
Another day, another 90s fucking revival – Just Jared
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