Night Crumbs

July 25, 2018 / Posted by:

Brad Pitt’s team wants you to know that he’s got the child army this week and there’s lots of “laughter” in the house. That laughter definitely isn’t coming from the nannies who are probably missing the days when they could deal with all those kids by smoking the good shit in the bathroom and blame the smell on Brad – Celebitchy

Peter Dinklage has a new movie coming out called I Think We’re Alone Now, and the only thing the trailer does for me is make me want to re-watch that crazy documentary about Tiffany’s deranged stalkers – Lainey GossipĀ 

It’s a sad day when The Slut Dress tries to reinvent itself for a triumphant return and only ends up on the body of some Vanderpump Rules person – Reality Tea

Okay, but I’m sure the TV in Melania Trump’s cell only has one channel and that channel shows nothing but a hypnotism swirl on a loop – Towleroad

No. – Pajiba

Whatever ocean Katie Price dipped her naked goddess body into has now been blessed, and it’s now the place where all churches will get their holy water from – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

What in hipster Amish 80s HELL is Amber Heard wearing? – Popoholic

Don’t let anybody ever tell you that the drunk hour of Today isn’t serious journalism – SOW

Another day, another 90s fucking revival – Just Jared

Pic: Backgrid

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