Night Crumbs

It looks like Denise Richards is going to put her Juilliard-trained impeccable acting skills to good use by joining the cast of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I’m all for this as long as Denise’s national treasure of a father Irv Richards gets more screen time than her, because I really want to feel my nipple tips get hot as his tucked polo shirt rises out of his dad jeans while he reads Dorit Kemsley for talking shit about his daughter – Reality Tea

Behold, Blue Ivy Carter using binoculars to figure out what the fuck Beyonce is wearing – Lainey Gossip

Okay, but does David Foster make all of his pieces sign a contract forcing them to refer to him as “my love“? – Celebitchy

Two things: 1. Stormy Daniels is married. And 2. She won’t be for that much longer since her husband filed for divorce and took a restraining order out on her for cheating (???) – Just Jared

Here’s some cheap, processed cheesiness, and a bag of Cheetos – Drunken Stepfather

Thanks to the one thousand clouds of the good shit she inhales daily, Whoopi Goldberg probably forgot who Jeanine Pirro is while the lesser Judge J continues to go on about how bad she was treated on The View – Towleroad

Don’t look now, but it looks like Hailee Steinfeld butchered your grandma’s fancy sofa and turned it into a two piece suit – Popoholic

Like an awkward trying-to-be-sexy giraffe attempting to walk for the first time – SOW

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