Officer Poncho Is June’s Hot Slut Of The Month!
The animal kingdom’s reign over the Hot Slut of the Month crown hasn’t let up. Sorry, humans and non-living things, but those animal friends’ furry grasp on the HSOTM title is much too strong for your weak asses to take. For the fourth month in a row, creatures who are too good for this destroyed-by-humans world have beat the other Hot Sluts.
Dog The Fish-Selling Pussy won Miss Hot Slut of March, Karamel The Two-Wheeled Squirrel won Miss Hot Slut of April, The Badass Flying Pussy won Miss Hot Slut of May, and now Officer Poncho has won Hot Slut of June. The life-saving cop puppy from Spain, who caused us all to fill with the awwws from watching his impeccable CPR skills, is now our reigning HSOTM thanks to getting 34% of the votes. Officer Poncho took out Mark Kanemura (28%), The Canadian Bonnie Parker (also 28%), and Veronica Recinos (10%). Officer Poncho killed the competition, but because he’s devoted to a career in life-saving, he brought them back to life by giving them CPR. A saint and a hero.
If you want to relive one of the only good things to happen in this world this year, here you go:
Thanks to all who voted! And if you’ve ever got a HSOTD idea you don’t think I’ve done, lube it up and toss it in michaelk@dlisted.com.
Pic: YouTube