Night Crumbs
The full trailer for Bohemian Rhapsody starring Rami Malek as Freddie Mercury (but why does he look like Pete Davidson there?) is out, and yes, it still looks like a sanitized Hollywood bore with zero flavor. But what’s really offensive is that The Mercury bulge isn’t nearly magnificent enough. They should’ve stuffed Rami’s jumpsuit with two actual disco balls and a baguette. I should be in the ER right now from getting hit in the eye with that bulge while watching the trailer. Burn every copy of the movie and start again! – Lainey Gossip
But for real though, Amanda Seyfried’s husband is probably jealous because of that whole “how you get them is how you lose them” thing – Celebitchy
Wait, slap me until I’ve got Andy Cohen eyes, Vicki Gunvalson has had plastic surgery? – Reality Tea
Like a bowl of Jell-O in an earthquake…. Although, Jell-O is much more natural – Drunken Stepfather
The Julia Duffy wig that Nicole Kidman wears in the Boy Erased trailer is another one that will go in the future Wigs Worn By Nicole Kidman In Movies Museum – Pajiba
Wouldn’t a real Call Me By Your Name fan ask Timothee Chalamet to sign a peach with a white Sharpie? – Towleroad
The sun can now set and we can all go to bed in peace now that we’ve seen a picture of Emily RideAJetSki in a bikini – Popoholic
Eli Roth and his wife don’t want to kill each other so they’re getting a divorce. Err, nobody tell them to watch War of the Roses or they’ll learn that divorcing couples kill each other too – SOW
When the “poor Michelle” jokes go really wrong: Michelle Williams has checked into a treatment facility for depression – Just Jared
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