Much to the relief of Donald Trump, there’s a new pee pee tape floating around; alas, this one is kind of a snooze compared to his own offering of getting piddled on in Moscow to the soundtrack of Fiddler On The Roof. Allegedly. George Lopez, like much of the world-at-large, isn’t a huge fan of Trump, and decided to do something about it on Tuesday night. While he was wandering down the Hollywood Walk of Fame, George posted up by the Donald’s star and pretended to take a leak on it. Naturally, Trump stans across America really took that well.
TMZ says George was initially talking to fans before he decided to have a little bit of fun with his water bottle. He acted like he unzipped his pants and then just dumped some fine, quality H2O all over Donald’s star. See for yourself:
George has chided Donald for that tweet where he made Memorial Day about himself instead of those who actually did important shit like serve in the military, so his anger didn’t seem that out of left field. The fans sound like they got a kick out of it! However, the Trump brigade lost its shit and is demanding the Los Angeles Police go up to George’s front door and arrest his ass. The police department told TMZ that they have received over 50 calls and emails from as far away as Virginia about George’s so-called “sick, offensive and disrespectful act.” George was heard responding, “I know he is, but what am I?” No he wasn’t, but let my four-year-old mind dream. The best is how someone complained:
“If this was any normal person they would be arrested for indecent exposure. [Does] the Hollywood elite think they’re above the law and you guys took an oath to obtain the Law.”
I know we’re getting rid of plastic straws and shit, but is it really that far along that a plastic water bottle constitutes as indecent exposure? The police maintain it was just a prank, and no felonies, misdemeanors, or otherwise were committed. Silly Trump brigade. Don’t they know the L.A.P.D. runs on the frozen yogurt frequent buyer card program anyway? It takes nine instances of bad shit before you actually get sent to the slammer. Just ask Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton!