Night Crumbs

July 12, 2018 / Posted by: Michael K

Instagram model, “actress,” and favorite of the dude blogs Emily RideAJetSki showed off the double diamond engagement ring her new husband gave her. It’s pretty if pretty to you is “two CZ stud earrings from Charming Charlie sloppily super-glued together by a half-blind dog in a rush.” – Just Jared

The trailer for period piece Oscar bait Mary Queen of Scots is out, and I have one question: Why the hell does Margot Robbie’s Queen Elizabeth I look like Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter? – Lainey Gossip

Um, okay, but Duchess Meghan still gets to do some acting, like acting like she even thinks of the basic cable show she was on while getting to hop on Prince Hot George’s freckled skin scepter every night – Celebitchy

Porsha Williams found herself a new storyline for next season of Real HouseMesses of Atlanta – Reality Tea

This is such a sweet engagement as long as you watch with the mute button on – Towleroad

The one thing I love about Justin Bieber is his bitchy Jesus tattoo, because it always expresses my feelings about most Bieber-related situations, like his engagement to Hailey Baldwin – Drunken Stepfather

The first rule of dating piece of pubic lint Logan Paul is to never publicly admit that you’re dating piece of pubic lint Logan Paul – Pajiba

Here’s Ariane Grande getting eaten by a hat in Elle – Popoholic

Amy Schumer isn’t pregnant, she’s just promoting a new line of clothes you can probably get for 1/100th of the price at Kmart – SOW

Rest in peace, Zsa Zsa, the reigning Queen of Ugly Dogs, you are in now in heaven where you were just crowned the Queen of Beautiful Dogs – NPR

Pic: Instagram

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