Leonardo DiCaprio Hosted A Fourth Of July Party With Sean Penn

July 5, 2018 / Posted by:

Most people agree the Fourth of July is a special day of pretending to enjoy your close family and friends while you get blitzed on cheap beer, avoid talking about politics, and politely ooh and ahhh over fireworks and how the hot dogs Uncle Biff grilled are almost as good as the ones at Costco. If you’re Leonardo DiCaprio, it’s just a regular ol’ day to preoccupy yourself with your go-to treat: boobs!

TMZ says Leo had a little help from Sean Penn yesterday in hosting a Fourth of July party where guests had to decide which one was the more annoying white guy. I’m kidding – thanks to Charlize Theron’s bout of maybe-maybe not ghosting, we all know it’s Sean.

Leo and Sean are friends and hosted friends at a house in Malibu. While it isn’t clear if Sean is just a really senior member of the Pussy Posse that we didn’t know about, he did play cheerleader like some of that squad does on occasion for Leo. I guess the centerpiece of the entire day was a big game of volleyball that Leo was really into – well, that and the legion of women in bikinis who by this point are just a constant accessory for Leo along with pamphlets on why everyone should drive Priuses and start their morning by hugging a tree. He’s still dating Camila Morrone, but you never know when you might need a spare!

Judging from the footage of the volleyball, it looks like Leo should stick to skipping through daisy fields and Victoria’s Secret fashion shows with Tobey Maguire since his volleyball skills are akin to mine when the only thing I got picked for first in gym class was putting away the equipment. Ah well, at least Sean was there to pep him up with a Most Improved Player award and sweet nothings like, “Keep flailing! You’ll look even better in that used Dodge Dart salesman getup Quentin has you wearing!”

Pic: Wenn.com

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