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Poncho, el CPR dog of Madrid!
If you’re ever in Madrid and think you’re about to pass out and die, immediately scream, “ayúdame, Poncho, ayúdame!“, and pray that the life-saving pooch shows up to hop on your chest until you’re back with the living. Now, if I passed out in my house, my dog would stare at me before setting a timer on his non-existent watch for about 12 hours, because that’s how long it would take for his stomach to completely empty and for him to consider eating my dead body for nourishment. But not Poncho! Pass out in front of Poncho, and bitch got you.
Poncho has become a viral hero after his job, Policia de Madrid, tweeted a video of him going into life-saving action after an officer pretended to faint and fall. Officer Poncho Que Lindo pounced into action and immediately did the recommended technique of compression-only (no breaths), and checked to make sure there was a pulse in the most adorable way possible. Officer Poncho looks like he’s neck cuddling! If I was passed out and Officer Poncho was checking my pulse, I’d like to think that those around me would say, “Bitch, get the fuck up, and look at how adorable Officer Poncho looks while checking your pulse!”
"Heroica" actuación de nuestro #Compañerosde4Patas Poncho, que no dudó ni un instante en "salvar la vida" del agente, practicando la #RCP de una manera magistral.
El perro es el único ser en el mundo que te amará más de lo que se ama a sí mismo- John Billings#Adopta pic.twitter.com/yeoEwPkbRc— Policía de Madrid (@policiademadrid) June 22, 2018
Yahoo! News says that little act of heroic cuteness was staged to encourage pet adoption. Well, it has encouraged me to call up the Madrid policia and mouth fart out in broken Spanish, “Is Officer Poncho available for adoption, because fuck a Life Alert, I need a Poncho.”
Pic: @policiademadrid