Night Crumbs
“Well, motherfuck, another piece of the monarchy has crumbled” is what everybody but Duchess Meghan is thinking as she continues to bring down the monarchy by SCANDALOUSLY crossing her legs before moving into the duchess leg slant at the Young Leader Awards. Well, everybody but Meghan and THE QUEEN are thinking that. THE QUEEN is thinking, “Blimey, why hasn’t that edible I ate in the car hit yet?” – Lainey Gossip
It looks like Brendan Dassey won’t be the honorary guest at a WWE match anytime soon – Celebitchy
If you’re bored and got nothing to do, do what Tinashe did and put on some little boy chonies and give the paparazzi an ass cheeks show while hanging out of someone’s apartment window – Drunken Stepfather
Snoopy must be wondering when did Marcie become such a stupid dresser – Reality Tea
Speaking of stupid dressers – Popoholic
In case all of your muscles are sore from achingly waiting for Seinfeld’s take on the destruction of Roseanne’s career at the hand of Roseanne, here’s his take – Pajiba
Christian Siriano and his husband Brad Walsh broke up after 11 years together – Towleroad
So then I guess Bryan Adams’ Summer of 69 isn’t short for The Summer I 69’d With Princess Diana – SOW
Not pictured: the assistants and crew members who passed out after inhaling the plastic fumes from Bella Hadid’s lips melting in the sun – Hollywood Tuna
Either Kirsten Stewart and Stella Maxwell are cuddling for the paps or Stella is choking on something and Kristen is very confused on how to do the Heimlich maneuver – Just Jared
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