When Amal Clooney showed up to the royal wedding last week, I was awed over her having the balls to wear a matador hat she stole from Madonna’s “Take A Bow” video for a royal function, and also scratching my head as to why she and husband George Clooney got to go. It was rumored George got invited because of Casamigos. Alas, it appears Amal and Duchess Meghan are total BFFs, and she’s helping Meghan get acclimated to London. I hope that means teaching her about all the good fried chip shops around Kensington Palace and which days at G-A-Y Bar are best for drag queen gawking.
People says Meghan and Amal have a “natural” friendship that is making Meghan’s transition from cable queen to princess a lot easier. A source blabbed all about it:
“Meghan and Amal have known each other for a while [and share] many interests.Amal has been helping Meghan settle into London life. It was a very natural friendship from day one.”
They met through mutual friends, and I just want to know who in hell are these mutual friends Meghan knows who are hogging all the A-List ass?? A mutual friend landed her with Prince Harry, and now this one is putting her at Amal’s table in the cafeteria. What’s next? A mutual friend is going to set her up with Clive Davis to start a royal girl band with Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie?
While Amal is helping Meghan get used to riding a car on the wrong side of the road, how to prefer tea over coffee, and how to never forget that it was Nadine Coyle – NOT Cheryl Cole – who broke up Girls Aloud, I’m curious what Amal is getting out of this? Oh, that’s right. Meghan used to run a GOOP knock-off. Maybe she can finally teach Amal how to find a pair of gloves that won’t give Anna Wintour the heaves.