Frances Bean’s Ex Is Suing Courtney Love For Conspiring To Have A Laundry-List Of Crimes Done To Him
Frances Bean’s ex-husband, Isaiah Silva, is not quite ready to slink back into obscurity despite winning Kurt Cobain’s “Unplugged” guitar in his divorce settlement (and precious little else). According to TMZ, Isaiah has filed a lawsuit against his ex-mother-in-law Courtney Love that accuses her of orchestrating an outlandish conspiracy against him that included burglary, robbery, assault, sexually battery, kidnapping and attempted murder. Which is probably just an average Tuesday night for Courtney, but Isaiah apparently wasn’t into it. And it was all over that GODDAMN GUITAR! Kurt must have put a heckuva hex on that axe.
According to Isaiah, private investigator John Nazarian, (a real charmer) actor Ross Butler (13 Reasons Why. I’m going to need more like 26) and musician Michael Schenk were all in on the conspiracy with Courtney. Isaiah claims that Sam Lufti (yes, that Sam Lufti) and two others broke into his house in West Hollywood and roughed up real good. He even claims they roughed his mom up. So I guess he lives with his mom, which seems about right.
BTW, he alleges they made their way inside his house by pounding on the front door and yelling, ‘Police, open up!!!” and “LAPD, open the fucking door!!!” And he claims, Lutfi grabbed Silva’s genitals through his pants, moved to within inches of his face and whispered, “Listen faggot, calm the fuck down or we’ll drag you upstairs and take turns fucking you.”
This this is some next level hi-jinks. If Steven Soderbergh isn’t already working on a script for this, I’ll be shocked. I wonder if Ellen Barkin would make a good Courtney?
Isaiah also claims that Sam was Frances and Courtney’s supplier for narcotics and benzos. He is seeking unspecified damages. No use trying to figure out why this isn’t being prosecuted as a criminal case. Nobody can predict the mysterious ways of the hexed guitar. But also: drugs.