Even though Gin and Juice isn’t really a cocktail (it’s more of a concoction), Snoop Dogg was just awarded entry into the Guiness Book of World Records for helping to mix the World’s Largest Cocktail. According to Billboard, Snoop was joined onstage at the bougie BottleRock Napa Valley music festival by Warren G and Top Chef’s Michael Voltaggioto to create the giant drink.
Here’s the winning “cocktail“!
According to Mercury News, the colossal glass stood five feet tall and three feet wide. Along with juice donated by Whole Foods, the concoction required 180 handles of Hendricks gin, resulting in a gigantic beverage filled with enough liquor to make the majority of the crowd feel laid back.
Ah, nothing like sipping on a refreshing vat of 70 degree G&J served by two middle-aged rappers while getting sunburnt at a winery! That is #californialove. You know that shit is acidic as fuck, I don’t care that they used Whole Foods O.J. and Hendricks. Besides, everybody knows a proper Gin & Juice should be made with Tanqueray and Donald Duck frozen concentrated O.J. and served in a red Solo cup or GTFO.
I love how Snoop has done such a good job making people forget he was once on trial for murder (it was the case that they gave him after all) with his affable stoner schtick that people love to point out that when he and Martha Stewart are together, only one of them is a felon! Which is a lie because Snoop was totally convicted of felony cocaine possession!
But no matter, we’ve decided Snoop is A-OK! And he’s out here living his best life and ain’t nobody mad at him. Except for me. What a fucking waste of Hendricks!