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May 29, 2018 / Posted by:

Balenciaga’s $1,290+ double shirt shirt!

Balenciaga once again proved that “Balenciaga” is Spanish for “trolling stupid label fuckers by selling ugly overpriced shit to them.”  They already pranked the world with a $2,145 hideous knock-off of the luxurious IKEA bag, and made HELL a bigger place on earth by creating CROCS on steroids. And now, everyone at Balenciaga is cackling into the air as messes with too much money pre-order the $1,290 double shirt that looks like a 99 cent Salvation Army button-up sloppily stapled to a $3.99 clearance section t-shirt from Kmart.

The Men’s Shirt section of Balenciaga’s site right now looks like Dan Conner’s eBay store, but what’s really bringing the ridiculous fuckery is the double shirt on the left (which is $1,490) and the double shirt on the right (which is $1,290). That wreck is the perfect thing for someone who wants to tell the world that their bank accounts are filled with “fuck it” money because they’ll gladly waste $1,290 on a shirt that makes them look like they were so hungover on a Monday morning that they put on a fresh-out-of-the-dryer JCPenney shirt with another JCPenney shirt clinging to it thanks to static electricity. Actually, I shouldn’t say that it’s a waste of money, because according to Balenciaga’s description, you can wear it two ways. Economical!

• Lightweight breathable poplin • Two wearing options: wear the short sleeves shirt with front drape effect or the long sleeves shirt with back drape effect • Mix of stripes print • Buttoned collar • Back round pleat • Tone-on-tone nacre buttons fastening • Made in Italy • Handwash or dry cleaning

Balenciaga is only taking pre-orders now and won’t start shipping that shit until July, so in the meantime you’ll have to settle for looking like an unfashionable poor by wearing only one suburban dad shirt. But seriously, if Balenciaga sells even one of those double shirts, they are grifting masterminds and Anna Delvey should be their new head designer! (Seriously, put your eyes on that story about Lindsay Lohan’s idol if you haven’t already.)

Pics: Balenciaga

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