Afternoon Crumbs

A fashion designer, who Duchess Kate wears a lot of (or should I say, “used to wear a lot of”), thinks that Duchess Meghan’s Givenchy wedding dress is a cheap copy of one of her designs. Bitch, please, Meghan’s dress was so bland, simple, and boring that I wouldn’t be reaching if I said that it was a direct copy of the bedsheet I sleep under every night. And yes, I just realized I read myself by saying that I have bland and boring taste in bedsheets – Lainey Gossip 

Okay, I was with Olivia Munn until she said that Aaron Rodgers is the best quarterback to ever play the game. I don’t know football from baseball and even I know that’s a bona fide lie – Celebitchy

I scrolled down this ranking of all 45,000 of the Survivor seasons just to make sure that the first season was #1, because Sue Hawk didn’t give her  Shakespearean “snakes and rats” monologue for nothing! – Reality Tea

The powers-that-be of Time’s Up are probably going to ask George Takei’s accuser for their pin back – Towleroad

I’m really disappointed in Bella Thorne for not braiding her armpit hair or decorating it with glitter beads. What kind of raver is she? – Drunken Stepfather

Can we just get to the part in the script where they get back together and shut up already? – Just Jared

What in losing Project Runway resort challenge HELL is Emily RideAJetSki wearing? – Popoholic

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