Amber Heard Kissed Vito Schnabel During Breakfast 

May 22, 2018 / Posted by:

Amber Heard has shown that nothing gets her lady bits going quite like a good frittata and a cappuccino. Breakfast had to shield its eyes when she and on-and-off-again ex Elon Musk slurped on each other over pancakes last year. And just when the most important meal of the day thought it had got a break, Amber is back at it with her new boo thang Vito Schnabel.

Page Six says Amber isn’t bothering to look in the rear-view mirror of her Tesla (I would hope she got at least one of those as a parting gift) and only has eyes for her new beau from the art world. They were at a restaurant in New York’s West Village, and one snitch gave all this sunny side up details:

“It was Vito and that sultry Amber Heard.They locked lips during breakfast. Amber then took off carrying a paper bag filled with luscious pastries.”

Either “sultry” Amber is paying people to give tips to the press or Jacqueline Susann came back from the dead to dial into the New York Post and describe an Amber Heard breakfast and the “luscious” baked goods she buys. Amber and Vito were first seen together at Cannes earlier this month, but neither had shit to say about sucking face over breakfast in NYC.

I’m sure when they do finally come up for air, they’ll have plenty to talk about – like, what it’s like collecting old Hollywood! We all know how Amber’s marriage to Johnny Depp went down, and she was also seen on a date with Sean Penn earlier this year. Vito has been previously linked to Heidi Klum, Liv Tyler, Elle Macpherson, and Demi Moore. Amber and breakfast boning is fine and all, but Vito should have gone in the opposite age direction and found himself a real woman: Betty White!


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