Night Crumbs
Because I know your eyelids were unable to fall into the sleep position from wondering what Katy Perry thinks of Duchess Meghan’s wedding dress, Katy gave her official review of the dress. She thinks Meghan needed one more fitting and likes Duchess Kate’s dress more. I’m with Katy, Duchess Meghan’s dress really needed a built-in bra that shot out whipped cream from the nipples area and then she would’ve definitely been at the top echelon of elegant royal brides – Just Jared
And during that hug (which probably didn’t happen) between Chelsy Davy and Duchess Meghan, I’m sure Chelsy whispered, “Bitch, I mean Duchess Bitch, when he’s fucking you, he’s thinking of this hot ass.” – Lainey Gossip
While Duchess Meghan’s wedding ensembles look like they were bought at Ann Taylor Loft for $189 and the J. Crew Outlet for $89, respectively, they supposedly cost hundreds of thousands of dollars – Celebitchy
Today in “everybody but you and me are getting a Netflix deal“: The Obamas got a deal with Netflix – Towleroad
The dummy from Dead Silence is looking a mess! – Reality Tea
Alyson Stoner definitely got stoned while getting dressed and I say that because putting on a shirt while high is extremely, extremely hard – Drunken Stepfather
Jake Gyllenhaal may have finally decided to get that Marvel money even if it means he’ll have to wear a fishbowl on his head and Spandex – Pajiba
RIP Interview Magazine – Kenneth In The (212)
If Bella Thorne went to the beach and didn’t wear seashell pasties and a glitter-covered seaweed thong, did she even go to the beach? – Hollywood Tuna
The owners of the extortion site Mugshots.com now have their own mugshots – Starcasm
“Good evening, welcome to Burlesque Bar & Girl, I’ll show you to your table now.” – Popoholic