Night Crumbs

May 15, 2018 / Posted by:

Guess who worked the Cannes premiere of his movie with an electrocuted and mutilated Calico cat on his head? Hint: This might be the closest his head has come to pussy in a while – Just Jared

Taylor Swift’s boyfriend got honored at Cannes for taking the harrowing role of being Taylor Swift’s boyfriend. Yes, that’s why he was honored. Don’t try to tell me otherwise! – Lainey Gossip¬†

Ryan Reynolds and Josh Brolin tried to out-insult each other while promoting Deadpool 2. And strangely enough, Josh didn’t punch Ryan, which seems to be his instinct whenever he gets into a fight with someone – Towleroad

Mindy Kaling has proven she’s a person with eyes and taste by rebuking those unholy tiny sunglasses – Celebitchy

The internet tells me that Princess Carole Radziwill is one of the richest Housewives, but these pictures of her whoring out donuts (and you know trick doesn’t even sniff donuts) in front of Dunkin Donuts’ Royal Carriage tell me otherwise – Reality Tea¬†

This $1 rag looks like a Muppet’s used tampon. Donate it to Rita Ora.” – Beyonce while rejecting costumes – Drunken Stepfather

Ahahahaaha! When RIPing goes wrong (or right depending on who you ask!) – Boy Culture

Hailey Baldwin is on the cover of another magazine, which means the fashion industry’s long-suffering model drought continues. Pray for them – Hollywood Tuna

Jennifer Love Hewitt is replacing Connie Britton in 9-1-1. I don’t know if that’s a major get for JLove or a major get for 9-1-1 since she was in the masterpiece Heartbreakers, after all – TVLine

Was the NBCUniversal Upfronts a pic-a-nic? I say that because Christina Hendricks was serving two kinds of melons there – Popoholic

Cum gutters: who knew that Tom Bergeron had some? – SOW


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