Night Crumbs
There’s a chance that George and Amal Clooney will go to the royal wedding. Great, so not only do I have to watch Prince Hot Ginge marry another, but I also have to take in the insufferable sight of Clooney making the same poopy face (see: above) he makes for every photographer while walking through the church. The royals really hate us – Lainey Gossip
Miranda Lambert’s scorned ex must not have learned that you don’t hate the home wrecking legend, you hate the home wrecking game – Celebitchy
It’s fitting that two out of three of Teen Mom Janelle’s kids look like they’re thinking, “Who is this woman next to me?” – Reality Tea
Whoever told Jim Parsons to break a leg is to blame for this! – Towleroad
If you forgot to give your mom some flowers on Mother’s Day, just print out this pic of the most exquisite tulip ever and put in a vase before handing it to her. She’ll never stop loving you for it – Drunken Stepfather
If your mom looks fresher and younger than you, then your name is probably Bella Thorne – Hollywood Tuna
HELL is this I Feel Pretty showing where: 1) I Feel Pretty was showing. 2) Greta Gerwig was talking loudly all through it. 3) A lady was on her phone the whole time – Pajiba
Why is Amber Heard dressing like Pimp Mama Kris here? – Popoholic
This is not The Shape of Water reboot any of us deserve – SOW
Congratulations to Pete Wentz on his new baby, and congratulations on the future lawsuit from Disney for going with that name – Just Jared
Pic: Wenn.com