Jane Fonda Has Retired From The Dating Scene

Regardless of sexual orientation, I think you’d be hard pressed to find someone who wouldn’t look at that picture of Jane Fonda giving a look that says “My place?” and not feel a little flattered. But regardless of what Jane’s eyes are saying, she’s not trying to date.

Jane spoke to Extra at the premiere of Book Club, and they wanted to talk about her love life, because that’s sort of what Book Club is about. Jane Fonda is 80-years-old, and I mention this because she does too, but also because she doesn’t look anywhere close to the age where you hang a sign over your business that says “Thanks for many years of wonderful memories, but as of today we’re closed.” And yet, that’s what Jane has done. She was dating, but that she’s recently “closed up shop” between her legs.

“I’m not dating anymore, but I did up until a couple of years ago. I’m 80. I’ve closed up shop down there.”

Jane has been married three times, and her last big relationship was with record producer Richard Perry from 2009 to 2017. I suppose that means Richard Perry was her last date. Or maybe she crammed a couple dozen in right before the closed sign went up. Regardless, she’s clearly over it all, and that’s great for her. Not to mention she can definitely feel satisfied without men, and I’m not talking about geriatric arthritis vibrators. I’m sure Jane gets a jolt of oxytocin every time she gets in a good read at Megyn Kelly’s expense.

Pic: Wenn.com