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May 8, 2018 / Posted by:

Frances McDormand’s Met Gala Look!

While watching E!’s coverage of last night’s Meth Gala (which was a teensy bit less insufferable since Ryan Seacrest wasn’t a part of it), Giuliana Rancic told the viewers to prepare for the sight of Frances McDormand. Knowing that Frances McDormand, the Patron Saint of Not Giving A Fuck, was at the Met Gala and that the theme was Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination (aka Sunday Best), I figured that she wore some stained Notre Dame sweats, a “Mary Is My Homegirl” t-shirt and worn out Birkenstocks, which I’m pretty sure were Jesus’ favorite brand of sandals. But instead, Frances ¬†surprised the shit out of me by showing up looking like the High Priestess of a cult I definitely want to join.

Frances may look like she just rolled out of bed, wrapped her bedspread around her body, and pulled off a blue shell Pier 1 pendant light from her ceiling before throwing it on her head and going to the Met Gala. But that bedspread is actually a Valentino ensemble, thankyouverymuch, and that blue shell Pier 1 pendant light is a Philip Treacy headpiece.

Frances McDormand caused the stick up the asses of the fashion people who take the Met Gala really seriously to shift a bit when she put on a show on the red carpet. Frances told Entertainment Tonight that her “Cinderella’s fairy godmother on the right kind of acid” look only took her 5 minutes. I believe her. While most Met Gala goers spent 3 hours in hair, 4 hours in makeup and did 8 hours of fittings to get their look together, it only took Frances McDormand 5 minutes to look this magnificent.

Once inside, Frances continued to give the people a show and showed the paintings in the museum what true art is by dancing like she took an edible an hour after watching the Pulp Fiction dance scene for the first time.

If next year’s Met Gala theme isn’t “Frances McDormand,” they shouldn’t even bother.

Pic: Wenn.com

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