Open Post: Hosted By A Golden Retriever Stuck On An Exercise Ball

May 2, 2018 / Posted by:

You should feel this dog’s pain. Who hasn’t awkwardly humped on something only to be left with a giant case of blue balls, or a giant case of blue ball if you’re this poor pooch.

The video, which was recorded by the dog’s human, starts out with the pooch deciding to get on an exercise ball before realizing that getting on an exercise ball wasn’t the best move. The video ends with Air Bud’s extra horny ball-fucking second cousin still stuck on that ball. I’m going to furiously refresh this YouTube page for a sequel, because I need to know if this dog ever got un-stuck. (Real talk: Dog ain’t stuck. He’s just fucking that ball and wants us to think he’s stuck. I’d use the same excuse.)

I bet that’s what it looks like when Blac Chyna and her 18-year-old boyfriend try to do sex. That boy gets on Blac Chyna’s humongous plastic ass before getting stuck and saying, “What now?

Pic: YouTube

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