Right after the rumors came out that Miranda Lambert once again boned the wedding ring off of a married man, her ex-husband Blake Shelton decided he needed some attention and tweeted something about karma. The “high road” that Blake Shelton has been taking must be called Petty Bitch Blvd.
Been taking the high road for a long time.. I almost gave up. But I can finally see something on the horizon up there!! Wait!! Could it be?! Yep!! It’s karma!!
— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) April 25, 2018
That tweet was obviously about Miranda since while she was married to Blake, her crotch biscuit supposedly collected more side items than what’s on a Popeye’s menu (and his dick supposedly wandered into plenty of side snatches). But Blake talked about that tweet with both Extra and Entertainment Tonight, and says that people can think whatever they want and he doesn’t have time to worry about it. Yes, and he proved he doesn’t have time to worry about that tweet by talking about that tweet with anyone who put a mic in front of his talk hole.
If you’re one of Blake’s 21.1 million Twitter followers, then consider yourself part of his “small circle” because he told Extra that’s who that insider-ey tweet was for.
“It was a personal thing that’s in a small circle of my people and that’s why it was written the way it was, and then people took it and make it into what they want to make it into, which I don’t want any part of that. But at the same time, I can’t but help to think it’s funny how these fires get lit and it takes off and I don’t have time to care, that’s why I’ve kind of moved on.”
And move on Blake did…. to Entertainment Tonight where he said this about the tweet:
“If it was meant for people to know exactly what it meant, it wouldn’t have been so cryptic. But I can tell you it’s been, actually, very entertaining to watch the world run with it and assume what they think it’s about. It’s just funny. I’ll say this, people are way off the mark, but I don’t have time to worry about it.”
Loretta Lynn and even Alan Jackson crawled into Hank Williams’ coffin to roll to-and-fro. Because when they wanted to call out a cheating trollop hussy skank tramp, they did it in a song. I mean, “Calling Out That Cheating Trollop Hussy Skank Tramp” is my favorite Hank Williams song. They didn’t write a dramatic cryptic tweet like a bitchy 14-year-old named Taylee. Even then, the Taylees have grown up and are now calling their cheating exes out on Snapchat while using a high-pitched voice changer and a pink mouse filter. Grow up, Blake!