Hot Slut Of The Day!
Garry Frank, the weather reporter from Grand Rapids, MI who has had it with people bitching about the never-ending winter!
So far this week, I’ve had to wear socks (with my sweat shorts and t-shirt) inside at least twice! (I know, I should rush myself to urgent care — hell, I should rush myself to the ER to be checked immediately for possible frostbite of the toes.) This winter is never going to end, and everyone East of me is really feeling it since their taint icicles haven’t melted yet and it’s the middle of April. Michigan weatherdude Garry Frank hears your frozen cries about the never-ending winter, and frankly, he’s sick of that shit.
Garry Frank does the weekday morning shift at Fox17, and on Tuesday, he let out a rant against his co-workers for pretty much booing and jeering at his ass every time he lets them know that their icy b-holes aren’t going to completely thaw this week. Garry switched on his HAD. IT. switch after his co-workers asked him why the temps were so low. Take it away, Garry!
“Every time I get done with the 7-day, you guys are like, ‘Ugh, urrr, gosh, urrr.” Every time. It doesn’t matter what time I come on. 4:30. 5:30. 6:30. And then you expect me to be chipper for five straight hours. It’s miserable. I want you guys to say, ‘Wow, that’s great news, it’s going to be 60 on Friday.’ What do you want me to do, lie to you? I’ll put 70 down every day next time. God. Maaan.”
Garry continued to deliver waves of whines over his whiny co-workers, “Here’s a 60. I don’t know if that’s good enough for you guys. Get it excited. Maybe I’ll disappoint you with the 7-day here in a few minutes.”
Yes, he’s turning it up for dramatics, but I’m still with Garry. I’m sick of the Midwesterners and East Coasters moaning about how cold it is. What you all need to do is put on a few pairs of heated-in-the-microwave chonies, a few long johns, some parkas, and take your sled dogs to the nearest church to pray for people who are really suffering from the cold. Like me! Again, socks. Twice!
But really, Garry’s co-workers should clap him for him, not moan at him, because this seems to be a rare case of a weather reporter actually getting the weather right.
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