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Janelle Monáe’s Pussy Pants!
Can someone please point me toward the direction of the stoned mastermind who came up with the idea for Tessa Thompson to pop her head out of Janelle Monáe’s coochie gauchos in the middle of the desert? Because that someone obviously has some good shit that I want a toke or two of.
Fresh off from her tribute to Black Mirror’s San Junipero episode with her rumored boo Tessa Thompson, Janelle Monáe has released a poon wonderland jewel in the form of the video for PYNK (featuring Grimes), another song from her new album Dirty Computer. The video is an ode to vagina (a pussypalooza, if you will) and it starts with an all-ladies road trip into the desert, where they form a chorus of coochies, and Janelle and Tessa swim through a sea of lady ass (at the 2:01 mark). If Dinah Shore weekend collided with Burning Man, this is the vagina gift we’d get. Now this is the kind of Coochella the world needs:
I bet the Highest Priestess of Vagina Power, Alexyss K. Tylor, blessed that pussy anthem with holy water (read: cooze juice).
Janelle’s VintageMadonna-sized pube wig (at the 2:14 mark) deserves top billing, but the real star of this video are those glorious cooch pants. When your camel toe isn’t hitting the eye of the people with enough labia, get yourself some snatch trousers. Yes, you’d think that the President of Pussy Grabbin’ would love those pants, but they are his worst nightmare since they make his fetus paws look even smaller.
And Prince circa 2016 would probably be offended at all the pink-ness and blatant vagina-ness in his protegee’s video, but Prince circa 1985 would love every piece of it, and that’s the greatest compliment.
Pic: YouTube