All Of You And The Obamas Have Something In Common: You Weren’t Invited To Prince Hot Ginge’s Wedding
No, I am not including myself in that headline, because I got my authentic invitation in the mail, bitch!
But sadly for Barack and Michelle Obama, their mailbox didn’t get fucked by an invitation to the British royal wedding of May 2018 (I’m not going to say “British royal wedding of the year,” because Jodie Marsh could still marry someone this year). Although, neither did the mailbox of any other world leader, past or present.
Because Prince Hot Ginge has become friendly with the Obamas, there was talk that Barack and Michelle would get an invite to his wedding with Meghan Markle next month. PHG also joked about it while interviewing Obama last year. But Kensington Palace made it clear in a statement released today that no Obama, no Trudeau, and no Trump will be there.
“It has been decided that an official list of political leaders – both U.K. and international – is not required for Prince Harry and Ms. Markle’s wedding. Her Majesty’s Government was consulted on this decision, which was taken by The Royal Household.”
So basically, it’s a political-free event, to which I say: BOOOOOO.
There’s really no need for me to use my genuine invitation to go that wedding anymore. Watching Meghan Markle dribble out words of love about PHG and him dribble out words of love about her is going to be so boring that it’ll put a dolphin on meth to sleep. The only reason to go was to watch Trump trip and fall into the lemon elderflower cake while trying to be the winner of the bouquet tossing.
Pics: Wenn.com, Kensington Palace