Hot Slut Of The Day!
Karamel, the squirrel-on-wheels!
There was Purple Squirrel, Taco Squirrel, Ice Cream Squirrel, and Crackhead Squirrel, and now there’s Two-Wheel Squirrel! CBS News and Reuters reports that Karamel’s story started out like my favorite DC comic that never was. Karamel was traipsing his ass through the Turkish city of Batman (I told you this was a DC tale), doing whatever it is squirrels do (steal purple RIT to dye themselves, steal tacos, steal ice cream, break into kitchens in a crack-induced haze to steal shit, etc) when he got caught in an animal trap. That ugly, piece of trash animal trap ate Karamel’s two arms.
Karamel was taken in by vets at Istanbul Aydin University who worked with orthopedists at Aydin University to build him a set of hot wheels so he won’t have to drag his front body around while looking for tacos and ice cream to steal. They waited until Karamel got used to his body skateboard before really teaching him how to zoom zoom around. If you’re an evil asshole like me, you’ll probably let out a laugh or two at poor Karamal falling over at the beginning, but you’ll awwwww yourself numb while watching him wheel around that bitch like the star of a Fast and Furious reboot called Fast and Furriest.
And once Karamel really becomes a master at the wheel, he’ll begin his journey to get revenge on the makers of animal traps. Yup, totally my favorite DC comic.
Pic: YouTube