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The Clueless hands-free phone!
When Clueless became THEE MEGA HIT of 1995 (Who cares that Toy Story, Apollo 13 and GoldenEye made a million times more money than it. Nobody remembers those flops!), Paramount milked it for every last dollar. There were Clueless products galore like a Clueless makeup line, Clueless dolls, a tiny Clueless white Jeep, and a Clueless phone made by the greatest electronics company in history Tiger. (Yes, Tiger is the greatest electronics company in history. I mean, did Apple give the world the Furby, Giga Pets, and the Clueless hands-free phone? I think not!)
Cher Horowitz mostly used a flip phone, so I’m sure she’d rather be caught shopping in the clearance section of Judy’s at a mall in the Valley than be caught talking on the Clueless hands-free phone. Or maybe she wouldn’t since the Clueless hands-free phone was the future in the mid-90s. The Clueless phone was chock-full of technologically advanced features like a voice changer and pre-programmed sayings from Clueless. It would also say to you, “Someone is listening,” when a nosy ass brat picked up a different phone in the house. We all need this phone now, because we need a voice to tell us when the government is listening in on us, and when it’s “safe to talk” after the FBI’s plans get thwarted by the Clueless phone.
And it’s cute that the little nosy brat thinks that his Talkboy phone is just as good as the Clueless phone. As if.
Pic: eBay