The Beyoncé Biter Might Be Sanaa Lathan After All
Tiffany Hadish gave presumably her last interview before the Beyhive hauls ass to muzzle her from bringing up the most interesting tea from their queen since Beyoncé hacked up a loogie when Kelly Rowland tried to say she was second lead vocalist for Destiny’s Child. Some of us (oh, just me?) have written fan fiction about Ali Larter pulling some shit like this to bring Obsessed straight to real life instead of just straight to Blu-Ray. Alas, despite her earlier denials, fingers are pointing at Sanaa Lathan as the drugged up actress who bit Bey.
TMZ says multiple sources reached out to them to say it was Sanaa who took a Bey nibble while high out of her mind and trying to jump Jay-Z’s bones at an after-party for one of his concerts in L.A. in December. One of TMZ’s sources says it was a playful bite and nothing malicious, but Queen B was still a bit pissed. The “playful” and “loving” nature would match with Sanaa’s denial yesterday:
Y’all are funny. Under no circumstances did I bite Beyonce and if I did it would’ve been a love bite ?
— Sanaa Lathan (@justsanaa) March 26, 2018
The clues also may have come from anyone who attended a Tiffany stand-up show in January. Tiffany told the Beyonce biter story, and said that the actress once dated French Montana. Sanaa was rumored to be getting it on with French.
well well well an anonymous #WhoBitBeyonce tipster, let’s celebrate that! pic.twitter.com/5By4UzS0zi
— hunter harris (@hunteryharris) March 27, 2018
Just to recap: Sanaa was at the after-party, which is where Tiffany met Bey for the first time. Sources say that Bey was a little pissed at how Sanaa was talking to Jay (and Sanaa was probably talking to him because she knew about his wandering dick ways). Bey went over to have a little talk with Sanaa who brushed the whole thing off as a misunderstanding and gave Queen B a little nibble. Tiffany said she was going to beat Sanaa to kingdom come in Bey’s honor (perhaps with the same face she has behind Sanaa above??), but Bey made her cool down, which is a real shame. If Bey was just a few years less removed from Houston, we could have seen a true Tex-ass kicking.
Pic: Wenn.com