Taylor Swift Thinks Joe Alwyn Is The One And Wants To Get Engaged
That’s right, pay no attention to Taylor Swift’s possibly-plagiarized video, and instead focus on the image of her in a wedding dress with Joe Alwyn. A source tells UsWeekly that a wedding between Taylor and Joe might very well happen. At least if Taylor gets her way.
Taylor has allegedly retired her squad because she’s just too busy being in love with her boyfriend of almost a year. A few months ago, it was reported Taylor thought Joe could be “the one.” Her hunch was correct – a source tells UsWeekly that Taylor believes he’s definitely the one.
“Taylor really believes Joe is the one for her,” an insider reveals. “She wants to get engaged to him. She just doesn’t feel as though she has to impress anyone at this point. This is the first time she’s kept the guy private. She really likes Joe. She wants to keep her personal life separate from her work life.”
She wants to keep her personal life separate from her work life? SINCE WHEN? But if that’s true, then we should all expect her next album to be one long, boring track of Taylor guessing what she could sing about while desperately fighting the urge to drag an ex or an enemy. “Um…let’s see…do people still like ice cream? That’s something people like, right?”
As for Joe, the source says: “Joe feels privileged that he gets to be with Taylor. And he is happy being out of the spotlight.” Privileged? I’d laugh if that wasn’t an absolutely perfect choice of words. Taylor Swift is the human equivalent of a silver Mercedes pulling up to a country club at 2pm on a Tuesday.
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