Kirstie Alley Had A Funny Way Of Paying Respect To Stephen Hawking

March 15, 2018 / Posted by:

If there’s one thing Scientologists hate more than quack psychologists, it’s lunatic physicists with their science and logic backed hypothesis about the universe. As anyone who’s bothered to learn the truth about space things and such can tell you, Stephen Hawking was out of his goddamn mind. It’s no wonder the inimitable mind of Kirstie Alley felt the need to take the foolish little man down a peg with a eulogy befitting the charlatan who wouldn’t know a thetan if it hit him between the eyes.

Kirstie #tooktotwitter to offer these words of .. (sic)

Sounds petty and cold-hearted I know, but hear me out! This might be a joke. Looking at Kirstie’s twitter feed, you can see that in between retweets promoting the new Scientology Network, she appears to be taking a number of stabs at humor. With a dull soup spoon. One guy was able to plot the KRC triangles of Kirstie’s tweet and and deduct that this tweet was indeed a joke or a “giggle bump on The Bridge to Total Freedom” as the Scientologists like to say.

Later, Kirstie backed up this joke theory by acknowledging that Dr. Hawking was a known funny guy.

Kristie may have no career but at least she’s got jokes! What I really want to know though is who she thinks the #1 and #2 funniest people on the planet are (we know L.Ron Hubbard’s got the funniest guy in the universe title on lock). Is David #1? John? Carrot Top? HERSELF? I really just can’t with Kirstie: Xenu, take me away!

Pic: Wenn.com

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