Night Crumbs
Tiffany Haddish is laughing at everyone who thought she was serious about getting with Brad Pitt next year if they’re both single. Tiffany tweeted that she wants to be #1 in her man’s life and isn’t into playing “8th” fiddle to the child army. Tiffany keeps saying that Brad has 7 kids, so either she’s a flunkee in the subject of Brangelina or she’s got her PhD in Brangelina and considers Jaques Jolie-Pitt an important member of the family. If it’s the latter, that gives me the sads, because Jaques Jolie-Pitt has been lonely for a new toking partner ever since Brad quit the bong – Lainey Gossip
In the battle of Donya Fiorentino Says/Gary Oldman Says, their son Gulliver Oldman has unsurprisingly sided with his dad – Celebitchy
Sorry, models of the world, but if you didn’t come out of the vagine of a reality show trick, you ain’t getting that campaign – Reality Tea
John Travolta is playing a stalker named “Moose” in a movie directed by Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit. My mind would be in a state of boggled over that, but every time I read the name “Fred Durst” I think of his sex tape, so I’m too busy looking for a homemade recipe for brain bleach – Pajiba
Someone gave Call Me By Your Name the 80s rom-com treatment – Towleroad
Ryan Seacrest’s girlfriend is either in deep thought about how she should probably dump that troll or she’s in deep thought about how bad she has to pee – Drunken Stepfather
Based on this Spike Jonze-directed HomePod commercial starring FKA Twigs, I’m guessing that HomePod will also help you find the nearest drug dealer who can sell you acid – OMG Blog
I really need to make an emergency appointment with my ophthalmologist, because I really thought this was Jodie Sweetin for a second – Popholic
It looks like Megan Fox saw The Shape of Water and went to the beach to try to lure a sexy Fishman out of the water – Hollywood Tuna
Rest in peace, Puddy Teigen-Legend – Just Jared
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