Night Crumbs

March 7, 2018 / Posted by:

Tiffany Haddish is laughing at everyone who thought she was serious about getting with Brad Pitt next year if they’re both single. Tiffany tweeted that she wants to be #1 in her man’s life and isn’t into playing “8th” fiddle to the child army. Tiffany keeps saying that Brad has 7 kids, so either she’s a flunkee in the subject of Brangelina or she’s got her PhD in Brangelina and considers Jaques Jolie-Pitt an important member of the family. If it’s the latter, that gives me the sads, because Jaques Jolie-Pitt has been lonely for a new toking partner ever since Brad quit the bong  – Lainey Gossip

In the battle of Donya Fiorentino Says/Gary Oldman Says, their son Gulliver Oldman has unsurprisingly sided with his dad – Celebitchy

Sorry, models of the world, but if you didn’t come out of the vagine of a reality show trick, you ain’t getting that campaign – Reality Tea

John Travolta is playing a stalker named “Moose” in a movie directed by Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit. My mind would be in a state of boggled over that, but every time I read the name “Fred Durst” I think of his sex tape, so I’m too busy looking for a homemade recipe for brain bleach – Pajiba

Someone gave Call Me By Your Name the 80s rom-com treatment – Towleroad

Ryan Seacrest’s girlfriend is either in deep thought about how she should probably dump that troll or she’s in deep thought about how bad she has to pee – Drunken Stepfather

Based on this Spike Jonze-directed HomePod commercial starring FKA Twigs, I’m guessing that HomePod will also help you find the nearest drug dealer who can sell you acid – OMG Blog

I really need to make an emergency appointment with my ophthalmologist, because I really thought this was Jodie Sweetin for a second – Popholic

It looks like Megan Fox saw The Shape of Water and went to the beach to try to lure a sexy Fishman out of the water – Hollywood Tuna

Rest in peace, Puddy Teigen-LegendJust Jared


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