The scotch drinking fart monster Jennifer Lawrence is still making the rounds promoting Red Sparrow and used an appearance on Marc Maron’s WTF podcast to shit on Phantom Thread and prove, once again, that’s she’s not like other girls. Oh, you like movies about couture gowns by auteur directors, isn’t that cute. Jennifer doesn’t. She likes The Three Stooges movies and fucking auteur directors. Top that!
Jennifer said she tried to watch PT but couldn’t make it past the first three minutes because I guess actually watching the movie would signal that she’s some kind of sheep or something when everybody knows Jennifer is a she-wolf. According to Indiewire:
“I got through about three minutes of it. I put in a good solid three. I’m sorry to anybody who loved that movie,” Lawrence said. “I couldn’t give that kind of time. It was three minutes and I was just [oof].”
That’s not really fair, I sat through the entire trailer for Red Sparrow before I said “oof”! It’s hard to judge a movie based solely on the first three minutes so what exactly rubbed Jennifer the wrong way so quickly? Sounds like Daniel Day Lewis’ character reminded her of somebody she knows.
“Is it just about clothes?” she continued. “Is [Reynolds Woodcock] kind of like a narcissistic sociopath and he’s an artist so every girl falls in love him because he makes her feel bad about herself and that’s the love story? I haven’t seen it, so I don’t know. I’ve been down that road, I know what that’s like, I don’t need to watch that movie [laughs].”
Did she just call Darren Aronofsky a narcissistic sociopath!? Sadly, Jennifer says no. She was quick to note that she was absolutely not talking about her ex. In fact, Jennifer still loves Darren! Jennifer told Marc about the time they first met and it definitely wasn’t a girl falling in love with an artist who makes her feel bad about herself. It was about getting an instant clit-boner during the pitch meeting for mother!, natch. According to E! News:
“He flew in, pitched me, left,” Lawrence shared of their initial meeting. “The whole thing was probably an hour and a half, and then I was like, he’s hot.” She continued, “I remember I was holding my dog and I shut the door and when the door shut I went, ‘Pippy that’s called sexual tension.’ He played hard to get for like nine months, maybe longer, which just killed me.”
To which Pippy replied “oof”.
Here’s more of JLaw at the NYC premiere of Red Sparrow.