Open Post: Hosted By Kirstie Alley’s Favorite Olympic Team Celebrating Victory With Karaoke

February 25, 2018 / Posted by:

Fat Actress” and self-blinded Scientologist Kirstie Alley recently discovered that the US Olympic curling team are the wrong curlers with which to fuck. (The Shelly Long pic slays.) To celebrate their victory against Kirstie’s ignorant curling-hating ways (and surprising everyone by snatching the gold medal from Sweden), the team took to the NBC set to sing some karaoke to Journey’s Don’t Stop Believin’.

If that block of stone had ears and eyes, it’d cry tears of embarrassing pain over its team butchering Journey. They should be stripped of that gold medal and charged with disturbing the peace. But hey, it’s way safer than drunkenly stealing a Hummer and going for a joyride.

Pic: Twitter

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