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My new favorite music critic!
If Rolling Stone, Billboard, and Pitchfork really cared about the integrity and quality of their music reviews, they’d get into a massive bidding war to hire this Chihuahua with flawless taste as their new chief music critic. There’s not much info about this clip, except for the fact that this Chihuahua has an impeccable ear and gives the only review of Fergie’s National Anthem performance that is needed. @TheJose8A, who posted the clip on Twitter, says that the Robert Christgau of toy dogs isn’t his. Well, whoever is the human of this pooch should be proud that they’re caring for one of the greatest critical minds of our time!
This pooch obviously spends all of their time studying musical technique and performance, and doesn’t have time for silly shit like brushing their teeth, going to the dentist or flossing. Besides, his ShaneMcGowan grill looks the way Fergie’s performance sounded, so it’s perfect. During the dog’s critique, they give a long signature Chihuahua growl (Side note: my Chihuahua does the same growl whenever I start watching anything with Guy Fieri in it) before going into full attack mode when Fergie triex to hit that high note. Also, this may count as dog abuse.
I AM ACTUALLY CRYING ????? pic.twitter.com/GiPSWN4OZY
— José (@TheJose8A) February 21, 2018
When Fergie hits that high note, she sounds like a cat getting ass fucked with a taser, so you would think that the Chihuahua would give a thumbs up to a torturous cat sound. But this pooch is able to ignore their feelings about cats to give an unbiased review. A total pro!
Pic: @TheJose8A