Michael Phelps Welcomed Baby Number Two

February 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Congratulations are in order for Michael Phelps and his wife Nicole Johnson who recently welcomed 20-100 baby shark pups into their family. Forgive me, I’ve just learned this information is incorrect. Michael and Nicole had just one single human infant. It’s a boy who doesn’t appear to have fins, gills or scales. Michael Phelps may be good at swimming or whatever but he’s basic as fuck when it comes to procreation.

Michael and Nicole introduced baby Beckett Richard Phelps to the world via Instagram.

Baby Beckett is the couple’s second child. He joins brother Boomer who was born in May of 2016. If you asked me to close my eyes and picture a Boomer and a Beckett I’d be picturing a Chocolate lab and an English Bulldog instead of human children. The Phelps do have two dogs though and I wonder if they just got their wires crossed because the dogs are named Michael Jr. and John. Look, the dude is super good at swimming and making babies, don’t expect him to excel at everything in life!

Pic: Wenn.com

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