Sammy Sosa Is On The Range….

February 12, 2018 / Posted by:

I’m not a baseball fan but even I’ve heard of Sammy Sosa. But I couldn’t pick him out of a lineup for a million dollars and from the looks of things, Sammy would like to keep it that way. Recently, a barely recognizable Sammy two-stepped out dressed like a he’s got an audition for a reboot of White Chicks called Coyboyz: The Legend of Sammy’s Gold.

Here’s Sammy and his wife Sonia Rodríguez at her way over-the-top Western themed birthday party.

I am seriously in love with this look. Regardless of the fact that Sammy looks like he’s got Michael Jackson’s dermatologist on retainer, I can find no fault whatsoever in this exquisite outfit. Why wear a boring old bolo tie when you can live the spirit of Christmas year round with a red bow special ordered from the gift wrapping counter in the basement of Sears! And of course, no birthday party fit is complete without a leather holster filled with a real gun filled with what I can only presume is live ammunition. Somebody’s gotta shoot ‘em up in the air after after the cake is cut!

Here’s a bonus shot highlighting his groovy red boots that match his ten-gallon candy apple topper! He’s Fort Worth Stock Show and Parade ready! Sammy’s look has been slowing morphing for some time now. We will have to wait to see if this is his ultimate form. Maybe next time we see Sammy he’ll be playing Samantha in that 3rd Sex And The City movie!

Pic: Instagram

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