Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Winter Olympics Torch in PyeongChang!
This HSOTD post is a shout out to all the dick-on-the-brains dick seers who seem to be more obsessed with dick than I am. And I always thought that was an impossible feat!
My brain can process almost anything I see as a peen-shaped. I look at a door knob and say, “That’s one fat Kevin Hart-sized mini dick.” I look at a palm tree and say, “That’s one tall uncut pencil dick squirting out a weird-looking green load. Bitch should really pay a visit to the free clinic.” But when the robot cauldron of the 2018 Olympics got lit during the opening ceremonies last night, I didn’t see a flaming peen when I looked at the torch. But many saw a long fiery dick spitting a sloppy nut of fire onto the cauldron.
There's a time and a place for masturbation. And it's tonight as I watch the Olympic torch being lit.
— TIG NOTARO (@TigNotaro) February 9, 2018
ARE YOU READY FOR THE FLAMING ROBOT PENIS TWITTER?
— Emily Zanotti (@emzanotti) February 10, 2018
Watching the opening ceremonies on DVR. Loved the idea of Yuna lighting the torch but thought it wasn't especially well executed….and the torch itself, not to mention the fire-penis that impregnated it, is fugly.
— A Blog of Their Own (@BlogOfTheirOwn) February 10, 2018
I see it now, and I’m so ashamed of myself for not seeing it before. How could I not see a headless flaming crotch rod busting a nut of fire onto a little hole? I don’t know myself anymore!
And now that I look at it, the cauldron looks like four curved bionic alien dicks tapping a ball. Or like a white anal bead going into a bionic alien’s asshole.
I bet that’s what it looks like when Prince Hot Ginge busts one. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to save that video to my file folder marked “fap material.”
Pic: YouTube