Afternoon Crumbs
Team USA’s openly gay Olympians, figure skater Adam Rippon and freestyle skier Gun Kenworthy, cuddled up at the Winter Olympics and declared that they’re here and they’re queer. And as Mike Pence takes a minute from pressing his lips against Trump’s ass to beg him to please sign an executive order banning any dude Olympians who kiss on Twitter from competing, I am worshiping at the altar of Adam Rippon’s perfectly manicured thick eyebrow game – Towleroad
Because Kim Kartrashian was jealous of her fame whore successor Kylie Jenner getting all the attention this week, she made North West take a topless picture of her for Instagram. Pimp Mama Kim using her own kid to get attention and headlines has never made Pimp Mama Kris prouder – Celebitchy
Brooklyn Decker is a citizen of the Beyhive – Lainey Gossip
Marvel took a class photo, and in it, nearly everyone looks like they’re trying to squeeze in a fart real bad – Pajiba
“Just one more lift and I’ll get you that Flamin’ Hot Cheetos ice cream“ – Britney Spears’ trainer during this video – Drunken Stepfather
Hailey Baldwin looks really thrilled to be wearing an ugly wedding dress covered with a unicorn’s ass rash – Popoholic
Aaron Paul’s wife, whom he calls Pretty Bird, laid an egg and their first baby hatched out of that egg – Just Jared
And in awful, tragic, terrible, horrible and soul-killing news, Rob Delaney’s two-year-old son Henry died of brain cancer. 🙁 – HuffPo
Pic: @GunKenworthy